May 2012
WAIT I FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF APPLYING TO BE MY BOYFRIEND
if you dont climb/hike/canoe/kayak/whatever outdoorsy just don’t talk to me ever k
thank you, back to your regularly scheduled programming
criteria for a boyfriend
watch lord of the rings with me
kiss me all the fucking time
give me back massages
be hilarious constantly
think i’m hilarious constantly
dont dress like a fucking idiot
smoke me out sometimes
good in bed
have slumber parties with me but not be too hot or too cold with blankets etc.
not touch my feet ever ever ever
be good looking
cuddle puddle all the time
uhhh yep thats about...
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