reflectsthemadnesswithin: no cough syrup you are not ‘grape flavoured’ have you ever tasted a grape you taste like death and the tears of small children not fucking grape #Damn lying bastards at Robitussin
all i do is be normal and pretty okay I’M SO GOOD AT THESE THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY love me people or i will k.i.l.l y.o.u. a.l.l. just kidding but i will
xvxavier: If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
do you remember when the moon was so huge and as we drove it just got smaller and smaller and we kissed on the mountain top and looked at the stars and the still-beautiful moon and then i drove us back and you told me to get us lost so i did and you kept trying to distract me and get us killed and i got so scared we were going to die, but you knew where we were and you just thought i was so...
eatabutt420 asked: but if that's your calling, you gotta do it! the world can't stand to miss out on your face for a second longer, GO BACK! YOU WILL SAVE THE WORLD, NATIONS WILL UNITE AND JEWS AND PALESTINIANS WILL COME TOGETHER AND CELEBRATE THE BEAUTY THAT IS YOUR FACE
People talk about sexual assault like it’s a bad habit that men have.– Jon Stewart (via pnasty)
"The Egg" by Andy Weir →
[[MORE]]guys honestly i’m so glad i came to college here this weekend was so amazing and fun, i fucking love this place and my friends and all the opportunities i’ve been given
theowlsisterhood: “I know I’ve told this story before, but my abusive ex refused to let me take birth control. I was on the pill until he found them in my purse. I went to the Student Health Center—they were completely unhelpful, choosing to lecture me about the importance of safe sex (recommending condoms) instead of actually listening to my problem. Then I went to Planned Parenthood. The Nurse...