February 2011
“xxxxx thinks that Libya should stop being a diva so that gas prices don’t rise to $5 this summer”
so many things wrong with this. Because libyas totes being overdramatic. Their ruler definitely did not order the military to rape women and kill civilian protesters. And you are not a giant fucking hypocrite, you Kentucky redneck freedom loving asshole, because they aren’t...
I for real don't understand why you would wish...
every time someone says high school is the best...
yeah…see, updating your facebook every four minutes about your awesome roadtrip!!!!!!! to LA!!!!!! with my best friend and a full tank of gas!!!!!!!!! doesn’t change the fact that your mom is driving and paying for gas. you dumbfuck. quit clogging my newsfeed.
“you take the ‘the’ right out of psychotherapist.”
I capslock far too much. Also, “A Night at Hogwarts” prom theme? yeah I’m making it happen. I’m voting like 8 times in order to rig it.
her name is yoshimi
she’s a black belt in karate.
“She is not a Harry Potter fan, she just heard of his plight for a nice, quiet...”
– A Blue Cross Centre spokesperson on the Worthing woman who is to become the new owner of “Voldemog” — the 14-year-old domestic shorthaired cat whose appearance resembles that of Harry Potter villain Lord Voldemort.
[jezebel.] (via thedailywhat)
:( I WANTED TO ADOPT IT
I feel like absolute shit.
Date An Illiterate Girl →
teenylauren:
cuddleantagonist:
Date a girl who doesn’t read. Find her in the weary squalor of a Midwestern bar. Find her in the smoke, drunken sweat, and varicolored light of an upscale nightclub. Wherever you find her, find her smiling. Make sure that it lingers when the people that are talking to her look away. Engage her with unsentimental trivialities. Use pick-up lines and laugh...
kateus wankeus
she makes my world go round. thats all.
so the reason I make fun of you so much for making a duck face in every picture is because I want you to stop. please. it’s not cute, you look absurd.
bruised ribs
it’s shit like this and dramarama and sleep deprivation and mental exhaustion and being behind in lit and not having money all the fucking time that make me really want to quit cheer. hnnnngh only a month and a half left. hurry up.
fuckyeah
PAINTING IN MY UNDERWEAR
I’m tired of boys.
