The Frenemy.: When I'm In a Rut →
thefrenemy: There’s a low point you reach at bars sometimes. I get it, I’m in my twenties, I’m supposed to high five people at bars. I’m supposed to be enveloped in the kind of life that supports people who wear plaid shirts and Axe body Spray and tips a dollar for drinks. I’m supposed to wait on bathroom… this made me sad. i really liked it.
i’m so drunk i can’t even pick up my own headphones. morning-after rosie: be ashamed, good god. can i just creep on all boys ever? yes? okay.
I do know that God created us equal and we’re not living up to it.– Jayne Mansfield (via privatism)
also what the tits, why is the power out? THIS IS COLLEGE FOR GOD’S SAKE i thought it was all rainbows and terrible vodka. fuck this place, i’m out
ew i don't want that butthole at the top of my...
katie walker…….i apologize. i’m sorry. karma is a bitch and i just got punched in the face, hard.